it hurts more in the daytime
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
