it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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