called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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