I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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