No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm getting married
To pizza
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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