We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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