we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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