That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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