Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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