i just had sex bonerless
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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