Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Buhtt sex?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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