Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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