You're my little dorito
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
