wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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