ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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