I wish I could punch you in the face.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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