I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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