sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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