There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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