I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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