It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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