I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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