Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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