Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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