why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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