Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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