she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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