Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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