HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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