Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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