We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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