I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Randomize
