I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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