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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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