Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
