And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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