As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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