I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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