I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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