just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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