wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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