My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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