my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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