I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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