I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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