I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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