This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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