Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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