cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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