She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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