you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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