coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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