Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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