what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
